Saturday, January 24, 2009

my other posts

my other posts that are on my livejournal were feeling left out so I decided to move them over here,

 

The Genie

One day while I was taking my daily walk as usual I happened upon a cute little lamp for sale. It was so cute that I could not resist! It was only $12 and I knew I needed it. I had this strange feeling that the lamp was going to change my life. As I shelled out the money I thought I saw something strange happen to the lamp, but I just shrugged it off. Once I bought the item I put it in my basket to put with all my other treasures from the day. A couple times I thought the lamp moved but then again how can lamps move? When I finally got to my home I took out all my newly discovered antiques and examined them. The first item I picked up was the lamp because I had a certain connection with it. I started to brush it off when low and behold a Genie popped out! Boy I sure was excited. I had dreamed of a genie granting me wished since I was a little girl. So I thought to myself, should I wish for a gagillion dollars or a million room house. After a good thinking I decided to wish for more wished that way I can get a lot of cool things. When I said this the genie looked disappointed, but all the same granted it. The first thing I wished for was a new car, next a big mansion, and last but not least ten billion dollars. I kind of felt guilty so I asked for a shelter for the homeless, and a good sum of money to run it. I started thinking shouldn't I use this wish thing to help our world and not make myself a rich snob? So for the rest of the day I wished for things like world peace and to restore our ozone layer. I even wished for the neighbors son to get good grades in school. I think a lot has come from me doing that wish thing. It definitely made me think twice about myself!

Pizza Delivery

I was delivering to the last house of the day and was going to go watch a movie with my new boyfriend who had been in my classes in college for the last few months. He was really cute and had the most gorgeous eyes. Well, anyway I was making my way up the house and it was super creepy, and I kept asking myself why do I have this job but I remembered I had to pay for college somehow. I finally got up the courage to ring the doorbell even though my gut told me no. After a while, which seemed like an eternity, the guy answered. He was the most creepy looking guy I had seem in a while. He told me to wait inside while he got the money so I stepped in. Out of nowhere a horrible pain  went to my head, and then blank. Next thing I knew I was tied up in a chair in a cold wet basement. It was the most horribly cold, wet, and dark place I have ever seen. I had completely gone into denial. I kept saying that I was only dreaming, and knew that it wasn't. Finally, a sound came from the corner and a little hunched back man came out with these weird utensils. I just kept screaming and screaming. Not knowing what will happen to me. The guy took the tweezers and started to pluck my eyebrows. Then he moved to my hands and gave me a manicure, then pedicure. By the time it was done I looked the most beautiful I had ever been. When I arrived at the date I blew him away.

The Twisted Cinderella Story

-what if the show fit one of the wicked step sisters? what if prince charming married them instead? what if Cinderella never got her happily ever after-
     I ran upstairs to explain how wonderfully the ball went to my little mouse friends, other than me losing my beautiful  glass slipper and almost being  exposed. After I had given my friends a quick update I went straight to doing my chores, as to not upset my step family, who were easily upsettable. I was too ecstatic to hear them return. They were flustering over how some horrid girl had hogged their future husband. That night I could hardly sleep. All I could think of was my prince charming. The next day their was unfamiliar knock on the door.
Anastasia and Druscilla, my step sisters,  looked out the window and went into crazy hysterics. The prince was looking for the girl he had danced with last night and was going to marry her. I was in an incoherent haze. My future flashed before my eyes. I could picture our children running across the lawn of the palace while we stood watching them. When my step mother saw how happy I was she locked me into the closet while the business was conducted. Whoever's foot fit into the glass slipper would be his bride. Anastasia had the same size foot as I did, she had stolen all of my shoes and dresses after my father had died. So Anastasia would be the one who got to live the life that was laid out for me? The spoiled rotten selfish mule would take what was rightfully mine. I watched from the key hole. All my anger fuming inside of me. Why her and not me??? Tears streaked my face. Finally they put  the beautiful shoe on her repulsive foot, a perfect match. The prince looked disappointed. He was now stuck with the ugliest girl in town, inside and out. How was this what God had in store for me? The prince left with a promise of his return for her the next day. My step mother finally let me out so that I could make dinner and finish up my chores. I was the maddest I had ever been in my entire life.
Cinderella lived her life in anguish and despair. 
                       Their isn't always a happily ever after.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Obama

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YEAH! Obama's first day on the job. I have a feeling that times are finally taking a turn for the good. I mean, when you have a smile that perfect how else are you to feel? I just hope no psycho maniac tries anything, or I'm going to have to crack some skullz!  Well anywho, on the FIRST day you closed Guantanamo Bay, and I like that. Keep up the good work.